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Ttfn & Moony 3
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Moony decides to visit Bournemouth to see TTFN. Over dinner he brags that despite his advanced years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
After a long day of cognac drinking, TTFN said, "Moony, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go upstairs." So they go up to her room and have great sex.
Afterwards, Moony says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." TTFN looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Moony says, "TTFN, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
TTFN once again says, "Great Moony, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Moony replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Bournemouth girl, she stole my wallet!"
After a long day of cognac drinking, TTFN said, "Moony, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go upstairs." So they go up to her room and have great sex.
Afterwards, Moony says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." TTFN looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Moony says, "TTFN, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
TTFN once again says, "Great Moony, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Moony replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Bournemouth girl, she stole my wallet!"
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