Susie...

[Jemisa]

A little girl asked her Mummy, "can I take the dog for a walk please
around the block?" Mummy says, "No, because the dog is on heat." "What
does that mean?" asked the child. "Go & ask your father. I think he is
in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie
for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said that Susie was
on heat, and to come talk to you."
Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with
petrol, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Ok, you
can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around
the block." The little girl left, and returned 15 minutes later
with NO DOG ....
Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"
The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of
petrol about halfway round the block and another dog is pushing her home."

[excelsior-1]

oh, the innocence of youth

very good, Jem

[askyourgran]

Aaah innocence. lol