I have awakened this morning and read that said thread about you being disappointed with AB and you were unhappy.
That has saddened me ;-(
If in the future you have a relapse, then get a group of Abers together, phone me and i will fly over and cheer you up.
I do:
1) My special impersonation of Cliff Richard singing " the Young Ones."
2) I play "Ghost Riders in the Sky" on the piano.
3) a soliloquy of a www2 fighter pilot flying over the South Downs.
4) the "piece de resistance".....a rendition of the "One Armed Fiddler" as i play the violin with one arm during which I wipe my sweaty brow with a handkerchief, holding my violin bow with my penis.(Women have been known to faint during my performance.
My 2nd still-to-be-completely-ex-husband used to hold a bath sheet quite steady on his penis. Yes ladies - a bath sheet. Not a bath towel or hand towel. A sheet.
Why do you think i stayed with him so long...?