The Phonetic Alphabet

[Sparkles62]

Stuck in a traffic jam yesterday, Mr S and I passed time by trying to remember the phonetic alphabet, when we finished, I started again, this time trying to assign an Aber to each letter,
So here is the AB phonetic Alphabet, apologies to anyone who is offended by their absence, these are the first names that came into my head.
A...Albaquerty
B...Barmaid
C...Craft
D...Desky
E...Evian
F...Factor-fiction
G...Gness
H...Hopkirk
I...Iluvspikey
J...Joggerjayne
K...Kromo
L...Lie-In-King
M...Mamya
N...Nom
O...Overall (Mrs)
P...Psybbo
Q...Queenie
R...Ratter
S...Sqad
T...Tonyav
U...Ummmm
V...Vodkandcoke
W...Woofgang
X...X-ray
Y...Yogasun
Z...Zebedee

Ok, I cheated with Mrs O but I couldn't think of anyone else. X

[Sparkles62]

Yes lady j, spoke to her for a while, she asked me for money, and yes like a soft bugger, i gave a some, not a lot, She seemed ok, not really bothered in what she was doing, but she has been doing it for a long time,
Her mother was a good few butties short of a picnic, She brought her into school one morning and said 'I'm not sure whether to let her go on the trip today, she's been naughty' when i asked what she had done, I was told that she had caught her having sex with lads in the park.....AGAIN.....She was nearly 12!!!!

[grasscarp]

Chernobyl?

[albaqwerty]

oooh I got a mention! Thank you.
There is another Alba-something, can't remember their full name though.

[cupid04]

Can someone do another one where I'm included or I might have a wobbly and do a flounce!

[craft1948]

It's your own fault for not being in a clique cupid...................

[grasscarp]

cupid - I am in the same boat. Do I accept this and move on with my life or do I flounce. Mind you I am so insignificant even my flounces aren't noticed!

[excelsior-1]

very good, sparkles

[Sparkles62]

Sorry cupid, I just wrote down the first names that came into my head. x
45 minutes stuck in a traffic jam, so boring, and it was better than playing I spy, as Gness said

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I want to join the "I never get picked" club too. Then we can have our own clique. ;)

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I wasn't even in DTs Christmas carols lol

[DaisyNonna]

DTC you and me both.