Itching To Dance...

[Jemisa]

A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in
the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit
suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down from
the window, he saw a man with no arms just like him dancing wildly and
happily on the street. He decided to find out what made this man so
happy.
Arriving on the street, he asked, "Hey, brother, stop dancing for a
minute and tell what your secret is that you are so happy."
The dancing man responded, "What do you mean, happy? Hell no! I feel
itchy like hell in my ass, but I can't reach it."

[frugalfred]

an 'armless bit of humour. Look, no hands!

[excelsior-1]

i'll go out on a limb here, and say - very good, Jem

[maggiebee]

Up to your usual high standard Jem, keep them coming