Mavis's teeth

[doristwonk]

I am really seeking help on behalf of Mavis Clackette. The Over Eighties Nudist Formation Leapfrog Team of the Holmfirth Darby and Joan Club are giving a demonstration next week in Huddersfield (in aid of the Keep Britain British fund). Now Mavis Clackette, who is generally referred to as less than delicate, invariably tours with them and gives them encouragement on her oboe. She plays rousing martial music during the performance and sacred solos and canticles during the interval. Unfortunately, during last weeks rehearsal, she blew a little too hard and violently discharged her upper set. Her teeth, which she only got back from Cammel Laird a few weeks ago after extensive bridge work, are rather larger than normal and having a large bow in them form an almost perfect aerofoil. As a result when they left her oral orifice they sped forth in a very stable flight path, almost knock a passing policeman from his horse, and headed skywards. My question is has anyone found them, please? Not only does she need them for the oboe playing but our lawn needs the leaves raking up.

[drochit]

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[brawburd]

passed by me today around 16.40pm, heading in direction of North Sea, hope this helps.

[woofgang]

Do some of us not have enough to do ?