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Dandelions Are Dangerous!
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I was gardening and spotted a dandelion on the lawn. With a cry of "gotcha" I pulled it out and took a step forward towards the weed bucket. I didn't see the hoe until the handle smacked me in the bosoms. I then kicked the hoe and promptly fell over the weed bucket.
Beware!
Beware!
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There was a young(ish) woman named O, Was gardening fierce with her hoe. But it left her in bits, When it clobbered her t*ts. Now O has no hoe...oh woe! xx
15:04 Thu 09th May 2013