I Need It Badly...

[Jemisa]

Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and.....

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of chewing gum?

[Zacs-Master]

Ooh you little masticator.

[shoota]

Juicy fruit do?

[EDDIE51]

What's >>
Long and thin , covered in skin, red in parts and go's in tarts ?
Rhubarb .

[excelsior-1]

'chortle'

Jem strikes again

[cupid04]

Q] What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?

A] The Financial Times crossword.

Q] What's pink and hangs out a man's pyjamas?

A] His mum!

[marval]

Tee Hee