Not Having A Good Day...

[queenofmean]

....

Fell Out with my OH and need to make a payment to Avon but I left my purse in the car and dad is away to work and isn't in the office....oops - and apparently its my fault for forgetting it was there - (he was asking me to do something at the time) - can some one make me something strong so I can make it to bedtime :) - I think I'm gonna go watch a dvd and kick back so feel free to join me too

[nungate]

She asked me where she could buy a burka earlier .....

[DTCwordfan]

Seriously awful that it's funny.

[Psybbo]

She's a woman after my own heart, nungate xx you did a good job

[nungate]

Hey Sibs, of it's any help I've never seen the Apprentice either!

[tonyav]

Go and give her a cuddle, nungate. I have the feeling that she could do with one.

[queenofmean]

Tony I shall maintain my girl next door look, jeans and top and what have you, there will be no chest hanging out no skirts up my Yabbie so on and so forth

[queenofmean]

whats a yabbie?

[tonyav]

Hey Queenie, if that's what makes you comfortable then so be it.

[tonyav]

Bottom, Queenie.

[nungate]

I offered Tony but was knocked back - she's mad now - don't fancy being in the bf's shoes ..

[queenofmean]

that explains it Tony

[DTCwordfan]

also these delicious Aussie specialities (not bad though to be fair) - like being massive shrimp

[DTCwordfan]

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/02/11/1226004/628718-yabbie.jpg

[tonyav]

I get the picture, nungate.


Bey you typed something beginning with A, queenie.

[Iluvspikey]

Try this peach schnapps, vodka topped up with schwepps Russian pink tonic with loada of ice my friend insist it hits the spot. here you go....

[DTCwordfan]

or a crayfish......

[DTCwordfan]

b-hell, no wonder its "iluv spikey" with drinks like that...........

[queenofmean]

yes I did tony :s

Oh sounds lush Spikey...thank you :)

Ah thank you DT

[tonyav]

Bloody hell DT, don't show nungate pictures of those yabbies, she'll have some put in the moat !.

[DTCwordfan]

A Yabbie Yolanda tailcock.

Take a yabbie and put in a highball, add a twist of chilli and ice, cover with Plymouth Gin and Australian limes, splash of tonic. In Australia, just add 4X instead of gin, no tonic and down in one..........