if you were a famous person and had to give your son and daughter an 'unheard' name
son-digger sebastion
daughter-larribeth lily,
give us a laugh,the funnier the better
Choosing children's names is such a nightmare - initials can't spell anything dodgy, names can't rhyme with anything dodgy, name can't remind you of a child you are not keen on (difficult when you are both ex-teachers). Minefield.