Creamy cows milk made into delcious zingy cheese served with fresh juicy tropical fruit (what the juice doesn't dribble down your chin) held together with a twig from the redoak found in the plain of middle America, presented on a fresh orange picked just for you.
Thanks. Sorry to be picky but can we replace creamy cow's milk with 'bovine nectar' and 'presented on a fresh orange' to 'mounted with love on a citrus semi-sphere' then I think we're almost there.