Omg..... Slalom On A Bus

[Bbbananas]

Just woke up, tv tuned to ITV and the classic that is Jeremy Kyle. Coming up is the story of a girl who "pleasured" two men on a bus. JK referred to it as "slalom on a bus", complete with arm actions.... I am certainly awake now.

Hysterical.

Is it too early??!! If so, tell JK, not me.

[shoota]

Got me salopettes on.....

[aelmpvw]

if was the driver and the conductor i'm surprised there wasn't a crash

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[shoota]

Obviously wasn't a bendy bus.

[shoota]

Wonder if it was Nordic skiing?

[tonyav]

That could have caused a trip to the A&E, SHOOTA !.

[mrs_overall]

Were the two men in question from abroad?
I only ask because I know you need two Poles when you go skiing...

[Bbbananas]

Mrs o - you can share best answer with elvis !!!!

[Octavius]

Mrs O - talking from experience there.

[joggerjayne]

Crikey ...

So when you say "arm" actions ... was he actually moving his head from the left, to the right, to the left ...

[2sp_]

You don't see that on Ski Sunday.

[whiskeryron]

// Hope the road didn't have speed bumps !. //

It would really be a case of ' Hold your hat on'

WR.

[petal54]

never seen that on the 11A to town!

[society]

Are you guys talking about sex and blowjobs? I've been looking at this thread all morning and still trying to understand what it is about.