Two Emplyees

[marval]

An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.

When the executive returned from the big event, he was furious.

"Why did you write me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

The employee was baffled.

"I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."


Several weeks after a young man had been hired; he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked.

"When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."

"Well, the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

[excelsior-1]

LOL

keep up the good work marval

[chrissa1]

exclesior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for your kind wishes last week. I've answered your post.

[chrissa1]

Exclesior???????????????????????? :/

[excelsior-1]

i'm here Chrissa, thank you - i shall go and have a look