Can You Guess ?

[baza]

I have just spent sometime in the garden, can you guess what I was doing? It did not involve another person so keep it clean.

[ttfn]

Sod this for a game of toy soldats, I need a drink now, baza ;)

[lardhelmet]

Picking snails of your plants and flinging them over next doors fence?

[ttfn]

^^ *that*, lardy, is called teaching snails to fly ;) xx

[baza]

some great guesses, now for the boring answer, I had a new loo installed and the bl***y plumber left the old one which I had to smash up to go in the bin, oh we do know how to live in the sticks.

[lardhelmet]

Sounds like a good idea to me ttfn

[tonyav]

Bet we've given you some great idea's though.

[ttfn]

Hosted a snail steeplechase and ran the only bookie stand to fleece your neighbours?

[Sparkles62]

I take it you are feeling a little flushed after all your hard work then baza.......boom boom. X

[aelmpvw]

^ ^ ^
that's the most likely suggestion i've read so far ttfn

[tonyav]

Wonder if they are faster if you remove their shells, you know streamlined ?.

[ttfn]

Depends how one removes them, tony. Size 9 boot - not so good ;)

[lardhelmet]

Slugs are just homeless snails - both disgusting.

[tonyav]

Right then, thats my plan up the swannie then.

[vulcan42]

If you remove a snails shell they become more sluggish.

[tonyav]

Groan

[ttfn]

I missed baza's answer in all the excitement ;)

Why didn't you just plant it up with trailing wotsits?

[tonyav]

Good idea that, ttfn. An ornamental bog !

[ttfn]

Landscaping by Twyford ;)