They've gotta go!

[snook]

Following on from Celebrity Big Brother, I'm thinking we should invite a select group of celebs to an island hideaway for a longer version of the show. With a slight, but hidden, difference � they ain't comin' back!

I invite nominations, and preferably with reasons why they've been nominated and saying what particular skills they have to offer to the group.

I'll start by nominating Noel Edmonds, and if you think I need a reason, this probably isn't the post for you.

Please feel free to join in and let's get this boat full quick as we can, 'cos let's face it, we've had just about enough of them.

Oh, and by the way, I started this thread about a week ago, over in Film and TV, and if it wasn't for Judiewudie I'd have been standing there, shivering, talking to myself. So come on, AnswerBankers, don't be shy, step forward and let's be having those nominations!

[Lonnie]

I couldn't agree more, also no media coverage of any sort. I nominate Tony and Cherie Blair.

[natalie_1982]

Fiona Phillips from GMTV and Penny I'm so funny I have to make a smart ar$e quip every time I read the news Whatsherface.

[natalie_1982]

Jeremy "I've been there, man" Kyle

Trisha "Uh-uh Girlfriend, I been there and it was worse than what you're going through" Goddard

Jonathon Ross' brother who is only famous because he is Jonathon Ross' brother that does the Soapbox on This Morning

Preston from Big Brother (and Maxwell, Makosi, Kemal, Marco, Saskia, Michelle and most of the other BB contestants)

[natalie_1982]

Jodie Marsh - Why does she think she's so nice?

Al Murray - Just annoying "What a wonderful British name" - is that all he says?

[natalie_1982]

Steph from Emmerdale - I want to hack her hair off every time I see it

Prince Naseem Hamed - where are you now? He's a fat little gobby hamster and he should definitely be on the boat/ island.

[snook]

Oh Natalie, lmao at your posts! Nice to see you and Lonnie jumping in quick to make some early nominations. Does my heart good to know I�m not alone in my loathing for these pointless and self-obsessed creatures. Jeremy Kyle� utterly loathsome in every way. I can honestly say (and yes, with a touch of pride!) that I�ve never seen more than about one minute of him, and that was far too much � any more than that and I wouldn�t be turning the TV off, I�d be attacking it with a sledgehammer. Trisha � she and that Kyle character could spend all day on the island analysing each other, now that�d be something worth watching (not). As for Big Brother contestants, they�d need a special dispensation if they didn�t want to go, I mean, it�s automatic!

And of course, it goes without saying that the likes of Jeremy Beadle and his ilk would be press-ganged if necessary � now way they�re getting out of it. Oh, and should we just include all daytime TV presenters as a matter of course, d�you think? It would save time, and they�re all just clones of some hellish composite TV persona so slimy and oily that if you had a piece of it you�d have to keep it in a covered dish in the fridge.

The search goes on. There�s plenty of space on the boat and it�s a one-way trip so let�s get them all packed in tight. It�s not like we�re gonna have trouble coming up with names, though possibly the boat could sink under the combined weight of them all before it embarks. Which would be a bonus really, come to think of it.

[mycatis]

Carol "Hi I'm Troy McClure" Vordeman

[natalie_1982]

Still just me then? Oh ok.

Chris Evans - He's just trying too hard

Jordan - Needs to start covering herself up. There is such thing as seeing too much.

Peter Andre - for being himself

Blazing Squad

So Solid Crew

[natalie_1982]

Ooooh ooh more people to hate! I like it.

Carol Vorderman - so true!

[webby27]

paris hilton

jodie marsh

sophie anderton

tara palmer tomkinson

jayne middlemiss

george galloway

tony blair

george bush

craig david

lee ryan

and there just from the top of my head

[natalie_1982]

Oh and that stupid bear thing from Ch4 that does rude stuff with his willy. There's just no need for it.

Denise Van Outen

Corrie's Dev Alahan (Don't know spelling or real name) - He makes me want to punch him every time I see him

[webby27]

darren day also what a creep

[natalie_1982]

Ronan Keating - big headed git

David Guest - weird looking git

Meg Ryan - Git

[Peri]

I have to say I like just everybody and wish them peace and happiness and wouldnt want to wish bad on them. I can hardly think with the chirping of birds around my ears.

[Peri]

But having said that - Sharon Osborne, Fiona Phillips, Andi Peters, and I apologise to all sports fans and I do think more power to her for her olympic medals but I cant take to Kelly Holmes at all.

[mightyWBA]

Jade Goody,janice Battersby Gail Platt,Eamonn"piggy" Holmes,Natasha kerplunkski,Makosi,Victoria Beckham,Dev,David Platt,Entire cast of Eastenders,Jodie Marsh,Jordon,Tara Farmer Palmer Tomkinson,Collen Rooney,Geri Helliwell,Sharon Osbourne,Cilla Black,Tina Turner,Cliff Richard(just retire!),Westlife(enough is enough),Elton John(can't sing),Baby Spice(just give up)

Thats better! now breath..... slowly!

[snook]

Some nice nominations. I definitely approve! Amazing, isn't it, how many obnoxious characters we put up with... maybe we should all just dump the TVs, then the gits can't infect our space anymore.

Ooh, another one - maybe the most irritating of them all - Jamie Oliver!! Is it ever safe to turn the telly on, for fear of seeing his oh-so-slappable face? Or hearing his whining voice and stupid, affected phrases? Quick, get him in the boat! And gag the slobbering git! Tell him he can be in charge of catering on the island, that'll appeal to his over-inflated sense of self-importance.

[flipflop104]

Ant & Dec

Renne Zellwegger (I wanna slap her face every time I see it)

H from Steps (I wanna slap his face too)

Richard Madeley

...can't think of any more just now

[flip-flop]

That bloke Nadia, the BB Desparate Dan: chopping a dogs nuts off does not make it a bitch.

Christ, its like when scooby doo dresses up as a woman, it is still obvious its scooby, false tits or not.