A Lady Who...

cupid04 | 22:28 Sat 01st Jun 2013 | Jokes

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A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more
frustrated about her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about
ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop. One
evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was as usual,
watching television, she took a shower, freshened up and donned the
crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm. 'Want some of this?' she purred. 'Are you kidding?' he replied. 'Look
what it did to your underwear!'