In The Morgue...

[Jemisa]

Thisyoung man wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first body and there is a cork
in his @rsehole, He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music
starts playing!
". . . On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again...".

The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor
bloke back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,
". . . On the road again . .
."
The M.A. is totally unimpressed..."So what?" he says. "Isn't that the
most amazing thing you've ever seen?", the young man asked.


"Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any @rsehole can sing country music.

[tonyav]

LOL, why am I thinking Garth, hope dot doesn't see this.

[excelsior-1]

how true