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What Could He Have Been Doing?
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Driving home from dinner with a friend tonight I realised I was getting low on petrol so I called at the Asda station that has one card only pump open. On the edge of town and quite dark.
At one of the closed and unlit pumps there was a fairly old car with a man climbing up to the roof. He was prising open the sun roof...with difficulty...and lodging screwdrivers in the gap. While I was there he put three or four screwdrivers in the small gap he was making.
Now I suppose he could have locked his keys inside but where was he getting the screwdrivers? And he looked a bit too large to squeeze through the sun roof.
No, I didn't ask...didn't hang about too long either....Five feet nothing and mugged once this week.
Any guesses? x
At one of the closed and unlit pumps there was a fairly old car with a man climbing up to the roof. He was prising open the sun roof...with difficulty...and lodging screwdrivers in the gap. While I was there he put three or four screwdrivers in the small gap he was making.
Now I suppose he could have locked his keys inside but where was he getting the screwdrivers? And he looked a bit too large to squeeze through the sun roof.
No, I didn't ask...didn't hang about too long either....Five feet nothing and mugged once this week.
Any guesses? x
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He'd been out for a night with the lads, but earlier his wife had said, "Be late, and I'll raise the roof", so he thought, "Sod her, I'll beat her to it".
23:04 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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