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Mosaic you're an absolute star for that link to the buttock enhancing silicone pants. I've seen the ones with the built in pads but this is the first time i've seen ones with removable silicone inserts so you can change sizes to suit your mood. Thanks again.
To those saying joke or daft, look i'm a modern metrosexual gentleman who hates mediocrity and want's to look as good as i can afford, what's funny or wrong with that?