Been To The Library Again

[marval]

Man walks into a library & asks if they have any books on probabilities. The librarian says, "Most unlikely."


My wife likes to tease me a bit by always asking "Is it in yet"
I wish she would stop ordering obscure books from the Library where I work.


Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, "You're in luck! This one's just come back."


A man went to a library and asked if there were any books on marriage.
The librarian replies, "Yeah, it's just up the aisle."


I walked into a library earlier and asked for a book on interrogation.
The librarian replies, 'Yes, but why would you want that?'


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire.
Oh what a pity replies the librarian, its just gone out.


A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?"
After an extensive search the librarian returns, “Can’t find it."
The man says "That’s the one!"


Man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Australian wilderness.
Librarian "I'll get it for you, its Outback"


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on invisibility.
The librarian couldn't find it.


A man walks into a library and asks for a book on cloning.
The librarian says "Sure we have hundreds of copies".


Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, "One or two"


A man goes into a Library and asks for something new.
The clerk points him towards the novel section.


A man walks into a library and asks for a book about wrestling. The librarian says "I'm very sorry sir but someone has that on hold"

[Spoonboy]

A very busy man, this reader, Marval! Like them.

[waterboatman]

groan

[Spoonboy]

Thanks marval: a spoony award goes to myself! Should I start by thanking a fictional agent, or leave it while I'm ahead?! Mmmmm, choices.

:))

[marval]

You can thank a fictional agent if you like Spoony

[Spoonboy]

Well. I first like to thank Joe 90, for all the years in childhood (both my official one and now) I was entertained. I'd also like to thank The Librarian, but the films are too corny. Also I'd like to thank...blah....blah...blah...and my mum.


Coo! This is just like being at the Oscars.

[marval]

A good Oscar speech there Spoony.

[tonyav]

Just for Spoony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI7vAclaszc

[Spoonboy]

Why, thank you maraval, I practised all of three seconds to get it right.

Those were the days Tony.

[Spoonboy]

Firsdt I had problems with those pesky O's, now the A's have chipped in. Sorry Marval.

[tonyav]

Yep, happy days, Spoony.