My Toilet..

[carrust]

...cistern has just started making a sound like my mob phone ringtone. Not a question, just a comment.

[Epona]

might be time to change your phone?

[Baldric]

have you answered the call??

[McMouse]

You look a little flushed carrust.

[Slapshot]

I'd watch what you answer when it rings.....

[Graham-W]

I just hope it's for someone else.
Or a wrong number.

[Salty]

Might be a call of nature

[Mosaic]

..and you can get a ringtone that sounds like a toilet.
Kind of, symmetrically wonderful, man

[Svejk]

I thought this was going to be a desktop thread, but it was you, Carrust. ;)

[carrust]

I get a sound like a text alert when my kettle is coming to the boil....spooky...

[Alston]

I think you have a crap cistern.

Al.