I've been typing slowly, so the posts above weren't there when I started. Before I go to bed I'll add a quick response:
>>>The lad in my avatar thinks that wakening me at 2 in the morning because he is hungry/bored is acceptable
My love for cats started with a young, stray (un-neutered) ginger tom who used to visit me. He'd got to the stage in his life when he'd worked out the basics of sexual activity. i.e.he knew that he should cling on for dear life with his claws, sinking his teeth in as well for extra grip, while moving his body backward and forwards.
The only problem was that he'd not yet worked out exactly what, or who, should be on the receiving end of his attentions. Being woken at 3am by a ginger tom rogering your shoulder, while sinking his teeth into your neck, can be quite a shock!