How About ...

[pixie373]

(in honour of excelsior)

you are a mile away from the middle of a field and you know you're going to die.
why?

[Tilly2]

You parachute didn't open.

[pixie373]

Hmmm. I'll try and think of some harder ones!

[Svejk]

Well done, Tilly. ;)

[excelsior-1]

hello pixie

thank you for the appreciation, and i happily pass the baton over to you

[pixie373]

Oh dear. Please don't. You're better at them than i am! :-)

[gness]

For god's sake Pixie....check Excel's baton before you take hold of it! ;-) x

[pixie373]

Lol. Thanks for the warning, gness. I'll just go and wash my hands ;-)

[excelsior-1]

you had no qualms the other night, gness

[pixie373]

How about...
there's a man in a hotel. He always takes the lift to the ground floor, but takes the stairs back up.
why? (donated by my 13yr old)

[pixie373]

Excelsior, are you sharing your baton with everyone?!

[gness]

Yes.........but it brought tears to your eyes when I took hold and ran like the clappers... ;-) x

[Tilly2]

He is height disadvantaged and can't reach the buttons in the lift.

Gness, is there something you're not relaying to us?

[pixie373]

Lol!

[pixie373]

Yes, tilly. Well done x

[gness]

I will, one day, relay the many hurdles I have cleared in my sprint through life, Tilly.....

Why didn't the man carry a baton around like Excel does? x

[excelsior-1]

awww ;-)

[pixie373]

How about (I'm sure tilly will get this straight away)

Romeo and Juliet are found dead in a locked room. The room is empty, except for some broken glass and water on the floor. The room is miles from anywhere, with just a railtrack nearby.
what happened?

[murraymints]

They're gold fish...vibration of passing train moved bowl and smashed in floor !

[pixie373]

One point to minty! :-)

[Tilly2]

Aw, I knew that one and had to go out. I'm back now, obviously. Anymore?