Golf Anyone?

[maggiebee]

One day during a game on the golf course I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?"

I’m fine thanks," I replied.
“My name’s Jack,” I said and introduced myself.
"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later,” she suggested.

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and very persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, she insisted that I remove my clothes so she could give me a massage. Afterwards, I thanked my hostess for the exhilarating session I had with her.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth replied with a smile, “She won't know a thing. Where is she, anyway?"

"Under the cart!"

[Svejk]

What a rotter. ;))

[Jemisa]

Made me smile. :)

Jem

[excelsior-1]

me too

[ELVIS68]

Did he get a hole in one?