The Accident...

[Jemisa]

My cousin, Ken worked off shore, on one of those oil rigs..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...
Darlin' don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured here at work and my finger was cut OFF...
She yells, The hole finger? NO, NO, love the one right next to it.....

[excelsior-1]

another good one, Jem

[ELVIS68]

Filth lol

[RATTER15]

Total smut!! :-)