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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
Doctor: "Don't answer!"
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I smile! because I don't know what the heck is going on.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
Doctor: "Don't answer!"
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I smile! because I don't know what the heck is going on.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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