Raffle Prizes....
Charlie & Walter were in the local pub enjoying a beer when they decided
to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a
quid a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Charlie won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra long spaghetti.Walter won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the local
pub for a couple of beers. Walter asked Charlie how he liked his prize, to
which Charley replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!
How about you, how's that toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Walter
"I reckon I'm soon gonna go back to toilet paper......"