Washing...

[Jemisa]

As my wife picked up the clothes for the washing machine, she noticed a pair of my pants.

"What the hell? Look at the state of these, Dave! There's bl00dy great big skid marks in them, you dirty sod

"It's not my fault!" I replied.

"Of course it is! Who else's would it bl00dywell be?"

"Yours," I said, "For insisting you drive us home from the supermarket!"

[excelsior-1]

LOL - - sounds all to familiar

[Jemisa]

Excel, Can I say thankyou for being loyal. When no-one else bothers to comment on 'my' jokes no matter how naff they are you always give a kind word. so thankyou for that.

jem.

[AlwaysConfused]

haha, love it!