Johnny & Maisy...

[Jemisa]

Little Johnny and little Maisy are playing.
Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and
says, "I have one of these and you don't."

The little girl starts crying and crying and
runs home to her mother.
The next day Little Johnny and Maisy are
playing together again. Once again Little
Johnny points to his private parts and
says, "I have one of these and you don't."

But this time the little girl just keeps on
playing.
"How come you're not crying today," asks
Little Johnny.
"My Mummy told me," says the little girl,
pulling up her dress, "that with one of
these, I can get as many of those as I
want."

[Quoi]

so little johnny turned around, pointed at his bottom and said so can I

[tonyav]

LOL, very good Jem. she could have said that she is sitting on a fortune !.

[Baldric]

Called it Polo

[excelsior-1]

that's brilliant