Chuck Norris Facts

[Booldawg]

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'There is no theory of evolution. There's just a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to exist'

[Octavius]

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.

Behind Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, only another fist.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man but the other three conspired to keep the record out of the bible. Shortly after, all three wise men died from roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.

Behind Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, only another fist.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man but the other three conspired to keep the record out of the bible. Shortly after, all three wise men died from roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

[Sharingan]

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[Sharingan]

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[Fatlegs]

Lol, some funny ones here but one of the ones i like the best was in the family guy here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZDoNbD6i8E