Pick Your Poison

[AB Editor]

Afternoon,

Wikipedia is a wonderful thing sometimes. Here, for example, is a list of fictional drugs and medicines:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_medicines_and_drugs

So here's a game: the fictional pharmacy is open and it's all available over the counter (no questions asked!)

But there's a limit, you can only take two medicines/drugs away with you.

Which two would you choose?

Bonus: tell us why - the most inventive may receive a prize!

[The Builder]

Double Honk (Discworld) ............. "recreational" for Trolls

Always useful for AB ;o)

[Alston]

If I am going to study in detail the list then it's unlikely that I will have enough time left to post in AB for the next fortnight.

Don't all rush, along with the Ed, and say "Goodo".

Al.

[Lie-in King]

Dried Frog Pills - I'm not mad after all!

Happy Trick - purrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[cupid04]

Can anyone invent a sleeping pill that gives you a good nights sleep but
leaves out the foggy-headed hang-over the next morning?

[tiggerblue10]

Brilliance - make me less thick.

Bubbleshake - curb my appetite.

[AB Editor]

I've given the best to BM for her services to satire - I'll check if she's still the winner this evening :)

[mortg2jl]

Panexa, for one, & Timothy Taylors 'Landlord'

[oodleflip]

1. Miseth; A powerful pain-killer and APHRODISIAC,It originates in Nyissa, where many different poisons and medicines are found. Miseth is described as a purple liquid AND......
2. Nepen; A drug that induces forgetfulness.
So using these 2 drugs,at leisure,could simply BONK anything that I ever fancied,whenever,wherever & HOWEVER & then,as I've clearly forgotten Everything that's Only Just happened to me,
DO IT ALL AGAIN,HAPPY DAYS :-)

[vakayu]

Elyon's water-refreshes and restores anyone who touches it back to full health sounds just the job,thank-you.

[Stephen_G]

They've missed out at least one...

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Smeg knows what it does though :-|