Four Ways....

[Jemisa]

There are four types of sex, HOUSE SEX after you first get married you have sex all over the house.BEDROOM SEX, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FVCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fvck you in the divorce court in front of many people and take you for every fvcking penny...

[excelsior-1]

....and not forgetting 'rodeo sex'

during the act, you gasp out someone else's name - and then see how long you can hang on for