What Religion?

[mrs_overall]

Yesterday afternoon the doorbell rang and I answered the door to two very smartly dressed (suited and booted) young American men, both wearing "Jesus Saves" badges. Before they could open their mouths I said I was ill and was not interested in what they had to say. They then asked if there were any chores they could do for me. I must admit for a split second I thought about asking them to mow the lawn, but I declined their offer and closed the door. I was just wondering which religious group they represented?

[Baldric]

Slight modification to jno's link

Bothering Christ Lawn Mowing

[lady-janine]

i wish they'd come and visit me. i have lots of things they could do. keep them for a week with any luck and i would have lent them overalls.

jj's 1st answer for best surely.

glad to know you are gettig back to your normal form and on the road to recovery.

welcome back (sighs very heavily)

(i'm already in your book in red and underlined so you can't scare me)

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[Clanad]

Definitley not LDS (Mormons)... no self respecting missionary trained in Utah would risk his Bishop's wrath by displaying a sign saying "Jesus Saves"... it's just not in their vocabulary. Only signage one will see is a neatly pinned and inscribed label stating "Elder John Whosit"... usually on the shirt pocket, but with a smallish Book of Mormon in their hand or readily available in the everpresent backpack. Additionally, although semi-friendly the missionaries (always in a pack of two) wouldn't deign offering to do chores.

My vote is with jno...

[craft1948]

2 mormons once repaired my mum's vacuum cleaner for her............

[DTCwordfan]

The King Ed's Bible 2013

Genesis 1:30 - And to every AB beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the AB earth, wherein [there is] life (even for dotty and her trolls, [I have given] every green herb for meat: and it was so, except for desky.

Deuteronomy 14:1-29 - Ye [are] the children of the Venator your Lord: ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness unlike Gromit between your eyes for the dead. (Read More in Goodlife's tomes...)

Romans 14:21 adapted- [It is] good to eat flesh, to drink wine or buckets of gin in crafty and mrs o's case or [any thing] whereby thy AB brother like ratter, sunnydave, NoM, JJ or even redman [blessed be he] stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak.

Leviticus 11:1-30 - And the Ed spake unto Gness and to Lady J, saying unto them, (Read More of that Goodlife twaddle..)

Genesis 1:29 - And Venator said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing marigold seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for welshie's or waterboatman's meat.

Genesis 1:26 - And Ed said, Let us make AB man in my image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the wendilla fowl of the air, and over the douglas cattle, and over all the boxied earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Acts 15:29 - That ye pile into from meats offered to Welsh idols, and from Sqad blood donations, and from things Mod strangled, and from fornication, (JJ our expert in that): from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well, especially to lovers from Swiss Edelweiss mountains

Mark 7:19 - Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught of the hoover or desky's flat malfunctioning cisternal system, purging all meats?

Leviticus 11:2 - Speak unto the children of AB, saying, These [are] the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that [are] on the earth.

Leviticus 7:23-24 - Speak unto the children of AB, saying, Ye shall eat manner of fat, of ox, or of sheep, or of goat. Pile On, Body & Soul and all vultures in there are waiting for you, want more of the Chatterbank covens waiting to pounce on ye vitals, entails and entrails, or anything else that may be left of ye. (Read More...this time, keyplus on how to diet in 50 easy Jehovan ways)

[grasscarp]

Perhaps they were with the Woolwich?
There used to be grafitti on a bridge London saying Jesus Saves.
Underneath someone added "with the Woolwich"