Me?........Peugeot 309 (inside and also on the bonnet - her @rse left a slight permanent dent in it!), Fiesta (going through a carwash!), and Fiat Punto (bit cramped but ok with both seats fully reclined)
we will now take a short break from this thread whilst every male contributor attempts to read back, analyse and interpret. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
Was it you who did the pushing
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down?
Was it you, who's sly wood ***
who got into my daughter Rebecker?
if it was you, you better leave this town