How To Hear The Music.

[marval]

A husband and wife are in the crowd outside the hospital, waiting for the new royal baby to be brought out.

The Band of the Scots Guards are playing some music.

The wife notices that the woman next to her is heavily pregnant.

“What are you hoping for, a girl or a boy?” she asks.

“It is twins,” she replies. “I don’t care what they are, girl and boy, two boys or two girls. As long as they hurry up and make an appearance.”

The husband wanting to join in the conversation says. “It is a pity they are not out here to see what is going on.”

“Yes,” replies the woman.

“But I have taken my knickers off so they can hear the music.”

[pixie373]

Reminds me of a true story of a woman expecting twins. She was asked if she wanted to know what sex they were.
She replied, "no, i don't. Just tell me, are they the same?"
The answer was "no" :-\