Look Before You....

[Jemisa]

A man was approached by his co-worker Bill at lunch who
invited him out for a few beers after work. The man
said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking
with the blokes after work. Then co-worker Bill suggested
a way to overcome that problem:

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house,
slide down under the duvet , gently pull down
your wife's PJs, and give her MouthAction. Woman
love it, and believe me, she'll never mention
that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into
the house, slid down under the duvet, gently
slid down his wife's PJs, and gave her oral
sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but
after a little while, he reaised he had to take
a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got
out of bed and walked down the hall to the
bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in,
he was very suprised to see his wife sitting
on the loo.

"How did you get in here?" he asked

"Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up
mother!"

[Quoi]

Nooooooo!

[pixie373]

Eeeeuw!!!:-)