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I'm Cracking Up
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Tuesday evening
Put four eggs into a saucepan, turned it on, then wandered off to do some reading. Half an hour later my O.H. says 'What's that smell?'
Result: four brown scorched eggs and a ruined saucepan.
Thursday evening
Table set, salad made, potatoes boiled.
Open fridge door to get out tinfoil covered chicken
Thought, 'This feels heavy.'
Took off tinfoil to find I'd forgotten to cook it
Result: Tuna salad
What will I do today?
Put four eggs into a saucepan, turned it on, then wandered off to do some reading. Half an hour later my O.H. says 'What's that smell?'
Result: four brown scorched eggs and a ruined saucepan.
Thursday evening
Table set, salad made, potatoes boiled.
Open fridge door to get out tinfoil covered chicken
Thought, 'This feels heavy.'
Took off tinfoil to find I'd forgotten to cook it
Result: Tuna salad
What will I do today?
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