Just Had A Text From A Friend.

[gness]

Bear in mind this friend is lovely...though rather like Margo in The Good Life..
...wee bit posh.... and worse than me with technical gadgets.

Text read: Do you charge for sex education lessons?

I took a few deep breaths and sent one saying...Sorry!!! Explain??...x

The explanation is that she pressed some wrong keys......I am still wondering which keys she should have pressed....??? x

[Barmaid]

Text education lessons?

[tonyav]

Thats strange gness, I've just had the same text. However I have sent her the price list !.

[pixie373]

Wrong contact number;-)

[EcclesCake]

Do you?

[EcclesCake]

And how much?

[gness]

I'll beat Tony's price....;-)

[tonyav]

Doh, I knew it would be a mistake to show gness the price list.

[ummmm]

Some funny auto corrects...

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/62681/time-to-change-the-security-settings/

[josaphine32]

So gness what do you charge for? As in lessons. Lol

[gness]

Some good ones, Ummmm...

Josephine....I worked with deaf children using sign language....this could be so much fun!...:-) x

[Spoonboy]

sixty and nine comes to mind for charging someone.

[tonyav]

Did'nt know that you had seen my price list, Spoony lol.

[Spoonboy]

Big smile, and giggle Tony. I've tried to look for aother ways of charging from the Karma Sutra, but that's pushing it a bit too far.

[tonyav]

Page 69 is good though, Spoony !.

[askyourgran]

And page 96 too.

[cupid04]

tony, you charge? You old goat!!

[tonyav]

Well I do give the occasional freebee cupid !

[Spoonboy]

Too true. But trying saying it and it becomes...


...too rude for this site.