Once Upon A Time....

[Jemisa]

Two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit better, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in here for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.

"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jelly I wanted for two weeks!"

"Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.

"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a tiny baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"

[marval]

lol