I had a businessman at work who asked to borrow a pen. He was a big roughty, toughty guy from New Jersey. I know they`ve got pens but they can`t be bothered to get them out of their bag. My colleague had a pen which he had bought for just such a purpose. It was called "Princess Pen". It was in the form of a ballerina. The pointed toes were the ball point part and at the top there were pink fluffly feathers. I handed it to the guy with a flourish and said "Your pen, Sir". His face was a picture. He won`t do that again, that`s for sure.