Marriage....

[Jemisa]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.....
My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me......
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss......
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak it......
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.".....
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife......
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.......
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one......
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

[pixie373]

Very good! :-)

[Sqad]

LOL

[marval]

HaHa

[excelsior-1]

the longest sentence ever is .................... "i do"