Who'd Have Thought Dolphins Were Aggressive?

[sandyRoe]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23554395

[mrs_overall]

Murray, I was used as an object of gratification by all three of them. Trust me, they were lesbian.

I'll see if I can find the story.

Thanks for best answer Sandy! xx

[EvianBaby]

Naomi, cows you should be wary of. My aunt is still recovering about 6 years on after being stamped on by a herd of cows to whom she posed no threat to. Left her with horrific injuries.

Dolphins - would happily watch from a distance on a boat. Get in the water with them? Not on your nelly.

[naomi24]

Evian, oh your poor aunt! I do love swimming with dolphins - but we have to be realistic. Practically any animal can show aggression - and we shouldn't be surprised when they do.

[mrs_overall]

Here is the full story in all its grim detail

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1192879-3.html#answer-7505816

[murraymints]

0ooo errr !

[murraymints]

My mum was punched by a kangaroo in oz...and kicked by a tethered camel outside a big top somewhere down south !

[EvianBaby]

I share that thought of wild animals in general. You can't be too careful with domestic pets, never mind huge creatures with little to no human contact.

[Svejk]

Animals know.

[mrs_overall]

Morning sweaty.

A friend of mine had his bottom lip ripped off by a horse in a field.
It was his own fault. On his way home after a long night in the pub he stopped to talk to it and for some reason decided to give it a kiss.

[sandyRoe]

I wouldn't have liked to have had to explain that in A&E.
"I was kissing this horse, you see, and suddenly, without warning it bit me. Silly mare!'.

[sandyRoe]

I'm sorry, Mrs O. I've just realised your post may have been serious. No laughing matter, really.

[aelmpvw]

their lesbian tendencies were probably down to their prolonged captivity

[hc4361]

Aggression isn't the only thing to worry about

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148.html

[mrs_overall]

sandy, don't worry. It happened to him several years ago and it is still a source of amusement to all who know him.

[sandyRoe]

If I had been him I would have slunk away in shame.

[aelmpvw]

for heaven's sake, it was just a kiss

[sandyRoe]

True enough. You might expect to get some lip if you tried to steal a kiss. But you don't really expect to have the face eaten off you.

[aelmpvw]

:-)