Monty Panesar - Why Was He Drinking In The First Place?

[barney15c]

The England Spin Bowler is being investigated by the England Cricket Authorities after been given a fixed penaly for Drunk and disorderly behaviour and urinating on sever bouncers at a Brighton nightclub. Thats bad enough but why was he drinking in the first place. As a Sikh its against their religeon to consume alcohol. So it looks like it wil be more than the Cricket Authorities he wil have to answer to but also his own comunity.

[doctordb]

We haven't yet won this one daffy. But what I meant was here and then this winter down under. :)

[Hopkirk]

Brighton?

Is he batting for the other side?

[Old_Geezer]

It's not unusual for a bowler to go for a bouncer. Not so much the spinners though. Must have been pissing himself at the thought of the unexpected tactic though.

[Ric.ror]

Well I never knew Sikhs did not drink
I went to wedding a couple of months ago and it flowed like a river

[vetuste_ennemi]

All the Sikhs I know love their booze.

[FredPuli43]

Urinating on SEVEN bouncers? Well, that shows he's a gentleman. A gentleman spreads it around a bit.

[aelmpvw]

i'm getting on in years but if i'd been the seventh bouncer he wouldn't of got me

[Peter Pedant]

have you eva been peed upon ?

honestly its a bit vulgar......

My dog does this alot to another dog up the road
tries to mark a post and misses and oops marks the dog instead
and then gives shifty looks to onlookers.....

urine is sterile - but you can never be sure about dog wee

An actress on Skippy tells an amusing story of having to spend a day in a dress with dried opposum pee on it as there was no replacement....


(no I am not talking about the service where you pay someone to....)

[daffy654]

We can draw but we can't lose.