Shut Up!...

[Jemisa]

A couple are out driving when they are stopped:

Copper: Sir, you realise that you were speeding.
Husband: Im sorry officer, I didnt know.
Wife: What the hell, thats a lie Ive been telling him for miles!!
Husband: Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!! No one is talking to you!!

Copper: Ok then, did you know that your license has expired?
Husband: No Officer, I didnt know.
Wife: He's lieinn!! I've been telling him for months!!
Husband: Shut the hell up BITCH nobody's talking to you!!!
The copper walks over to the wife's side and says*
Madam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: No officer. only when he's drunk.....

[cupid04]

lol!

[Svejk]

Lol, typical.