I Was In A Pub On Saturday Night

[lankeela]

when this really brutal ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "Give me your number sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes"

I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

[marval]

HaHa

[Jemisa]

Hmmm!!

Jem

[excelsior-1]

so she left with a sheepish grin on her face