Harry The Eagle's Love Life

[starone]

One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate.

He looked and looked but since there weren't any lady eagles available, he knew he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove would say is .......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!' Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is........ 'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....


NO, The duck didn't say THAT !

... Don't be SO disgusting!

The duck said....

'I am a DRAKE,
You made a MISTAKE!!'

[excelsior-1]

Well, i fell for it

very good, starone

[marval]

lol, I am laughing my head off here.