Poo Panel Bet.

[gness]

I have three telephone numbers for the Poo Panel and despite numerous calls I have had the same recorded message promising to ring me back. Hah!
I thought it would seem less complaining to have a chat about my concerns but I have now sent a slightly stronger...but friendly... email.

So, will I get a reply and how many hours until I do?

The person who guesses closest will win my services, for one day, as a gardener...use of heavy machinery included or if preferred....a DIY handy woman...electrical and plumbing tasks also included.

[ferlew]

Sorry ;-)

[Spoonboy]

That's the trouble with me at times gness, I'm all kooky with little looky.

[gness]

Kooky is nice though, Spoony. x

[Spoonboy]

I agree. Or I would not be the person I like.

[giveup]

So I did'nt win ? I admire you for sticking to your guns,the only way with these people is to keep on at them all the time. Keep us posted.

[Psybbo]

Well done you seem to be getting somewhere, now when you've finished I've got an impossible task for you!

[pixie373]

That sounds promising, gness. They'll probably just ask you what size she needs! :-)

[DTCwordfan]

I hear tony's goats need their annual dagberry cleaning, the equivalent of dangleberries...........

[Psybbo]

DTC
Have a look at this post please
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Literature/Question1263420.html

[gness]

Psyb and impossible task together is worrying....:-(

[gness]

Gets better! I have just had an email from the Continence Advisory Panel giving me a phone number to call if I have any urgent questions.
It's the number I have been calling since Monday morning...with no success.
I feel a sitcom around a Poo Panel coming on...:-)

[Psybbo]

Sorry, on the loo at the minute please ring back

[ferlew]

Continence Advisory Panel .....
No wonder you cant get any joy Gness, they are now CRAP....
Continence Regulatory Advisory Panel.

[DTCwordfan]

Thanks Sibs, didn't see this one....

[DTCwordfan]

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