In The Pub...

[Jemisa]

Four gay men walk into a pubr and then start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the barman finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.
Well just as they put them up there, another gay bloke walks in and yells
"I'll have the buffet!

[pixie373]

Brilliant! :-)