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[marval]

It was really something else, man!" said the cadet policeman to his partner.

"When I was off duty Saturday night, I went to this big party, see, and pretty soon I noticed this fabulous little bird giving me the eye.

Then she asked me to take her home. And just as soon as we were in the car, she unzipped me and went right down on the old fellow - and I still didn't even know her name."

"So what did you do?" asked the other cop.

"Well, I figured this was one situation where I'd shoot first and ask questions afterward."


Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm going to do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you going to do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

[frugalfred]

Earline - immaculate conceptions!