Better Than The Edinburgh Fringe

[TheOtherHalf]

Better than the Edinburgh Fringe. A cut above the rest

These were some of our families favourite jokes on FB yesterday. Thought I would share. Im sure I`ll hear a few moans and groans

My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap

Did you bury him Way on Down ?

I couldnt believe it when my wife told me she loved listening to The Monkeys, but then I saw her face !

Went to buy a second hand TV the other day for only £1, but the volume wouldnt work, so I turned it down

I watched a great documentary last night about how ships are kept together.... Riveting !!

I wanted to buy a camouflage jacket. The guy in the shop said they had loads but he couldnt find them

Last night, me and the wife watched 3 DVDs back to back... luckily I was the one facing the telly

Madonna claimed she owned a diamond studded Rolex, but I think it was just a wind up

I told the Doctor that I have a strawberry growing in my ear, he said " Can I give you some cream for it "

I hate hedgehogs... why cant they just share the hedge ?

I dreamt I was being chased by Robert Mugabe, and I though I could escape by luring him into some wet cement and trapping him there until it dried. But then I realised.. I had set a dangerous president

The police wanted Oscar Pistorius to open the bathroom door, but his wife was dead against it.

[Sipowicz]

Does Tim Vine know you're using his act?

[Baldric]

For Sale: Parachute.
Only used once,
never opened.

[Baldric]

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

[TheOtherHalf]

@Sipowicz.I myself, have never heard any of these jokes before. Just googled his name and all his jokes on online so why cant you share them with friends. Thats what most people do isnt it. Im not selling them !!